Whatever feelings Leah still holds for Daryl, they take a back seat to her allegiance to the Reapers and Pope. But he remains dispassionate about them and offers a warning: They’ve got three dozen fighters, more than double the surprisingly small size of the Reapers. He returns the compassion by offering a mixed bag of intel: his group is led by a woman (true) with a priest and a “tall guy who never shuts up” (also true).

At one point, Leah changes tactics from bad cop to ex-girlfriend, confiding to Daryl that she still cares about him. He’s thrown in a cell (thinking back to his time with the Saviors, has anyone been locked up more than Daryl?) and makes a big, loud show of acting like he barely knows Frost, one of Maggie’s pals who’s also held captive.

Pressed for details about his group, Daryl sticks to a story about finding them on the road less than a week ago. Hard to blame her for indulging in a little revenge, though I’d argue waterboarding is an overreaction to being ghosted. (This is all a bit curious, knowing what we know now hard to imagine the Reapers being okay with having a kid in tow.) These two finally shacked up in the shack, and because Daryl can’t have nice things, he ran off - which he now explains as being scared of “letting go.” When he returned to the cabin, Dog remained (again, curious), but Leah was gone. Leah would eventually share a tragic backstory involving Dog’s pregnant mother and her own adopted son there was also mention of a “squad” that Leah described as feeling more like family than her own ever did. Their mostly-off-again relationship began at gunpoint, and it took more than a year (and a fish delivery) for Daryl to even learn her name. It’s worth taking a moment to briefly recall what happened with these two star-crossed lustbirds a while back. (Anyone else think that was Andrea for a split second when she took off her mask to reveal those blonde locks?) (This is a rare TWD episode with only one zombie encounter, and this one isn’t even undead - it’s, like, dead dead.) The Reaper in the red mask seems to capture Dog, but Daryl learns why the pup is especially friendly with the enemy - it’s his old caretaker, Leah, who appears to have found the last surviving hair salon. He evades a trio of Reaps - including the odd combat decision to throw his crossbow at one of them - and resorts to the ol’ zombie-guts camo technique to avoid attracting walkers. The clock rewinds once again to the Reaper assault, as Daryl and Dog are separated from Maggie’s group. Her reappearance brings much-needed weight to this new band of bad guys, who - let’s face it - aren’t all that interesting or believable, at least not yet. Call me naïve, though, because I did not see this twist coming: a reunion with Leah, the brief but intense flame from season ten whom Daryl fell for, then abandoned, then lost. Sooner or later (or much, much later), it was inevitable that we’d finally meet the Reapers, including their mysterious leader, Pope.

Dead blonde boy